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Random Man

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Ho ho ho. Well, I don't really know who or what he is, but I've named him Random Person #3.

Everyone, meet Random Person #3. Random Person #3, meet everyone. He has large hands and is standing in an odd slant, but he is still quite happy. He was born when 3 pens made love to a lone sheet of white paper. (And just between us, he is a mistake. That's right, I said it! Mistake. Keep it a secret, OK?)

RP#3: WHAT!? Mistake? MISTAKE!? Bu-but you said...you said you loved me ;_;

Zero: I do....it's just that...uh...

*waits a moment*

Zero: Could you hold on a second?


RP#3: Well I don't see why not! I don't suppose you could ruin my life much worse than you already have!

Zero: OK, thanks.

(Walks away and then comes back a few moments later, his hands behind his back)

Zero: Hello Random person #3, I'm back.

RP#3: What do you got there?

Zero: Where?

RP#3: Right there behind your..

*Zero pulls out a Flame Thrower*

Zero: DIE!!! Die monster, die!!

RP#3: AGHH!!

*He is turned into ash*

Zero: Whew. All done! Now...to get rid of these ashes.

(Kicks under conviniently placed rug)

Zero: Muahaha.

*Walks away*
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theworldsuicidepoem's avatar
I LOVE YOUR COMMENT!!! SO FUNNY!!! I think was the best part of the whole thing. Oh, the randomness. The pic is cool. The bottom seems kind of chubby, but I'm figuring that's how you wanted it...so...yea, it's cool.